Day Three

It sucks not having time or energy to go to the gym. Even walking the dogs is not enough for a good workout. So I decided to order the "Brazilian Butt Lift" workout. It seemed ridiculous but also looked fun. I knew that I would not be able to stick with a workout that was boring or predictable. The day the package came, my significant other opened it and said "wait, are you sure this is not for me?" and began laughing. I looked at the package and there was a picture of a woman's butt on the cover. It certainly looked more like the cover of a porno than a workout DVD. The first day, the workout kicked my rear. No pun intended. I was sweating, breathing hard and cursing at the television. The silly movements were intense! Every once in a while I would look at the dogs and see that they were very confused by what I was doing. Buddha in particular could not stop staring at me. I think that he thought something was wrong with me so he kept trying to sit at my feet and I kept herding him away. Simba sat as close as possible and when the kicking began he tried to stand in the way of my feet. It was obnoxious! But I do wonder what my pups were thinking as they watched their mommy flailing around.

Day three has passed and my entire body aches. My abs feel as though they have been torn apart but I hear that that is a good thing. After day three there is one day of rest allotted and I sure can't wait to soak in a bathtub full of Epsom salt and lavender fragrances.